Alexa: "I sneezed. Can I have some handitizer?"
Me: "Alexa, I love that you and Parker are having so much fun together and laughing. It makes me really happy."
Alexa: "Momma you should put it on Facebook."
Me: "Alexa look at the big plane in the sky (it was a military plane of some sort)."
Alexa: "Mommy that plane is big because it ate all of it's food."
Me: "Alexa, Mommy is tired this morning so please don't push my buttons."
Alexa: "Momma, where are your buttons?"
Daddy: *big sigh*
Alexa: "Daddy, do I drive you crazy?"
Paul and Alexa were walking out of a store when Alexa saw a woman with an eye patch on and yelled, "Look, Daddy! It's a pirate!"
Alexa saw a man who was balding and shouted in utter amazement, "Look, Momma! That man doesn't have any hair. Where did it go?"
Alexa: "When I get bigger I'm going to get married."
Me: "Who are you going to marry?"
Alexa: "I talk a lot Daddy."
Daddy: "Yes you do, honey!!"
Alexa: "Where are we going Daddy?"
Daddy: "We are going to gymnastics."
Alexa: "This isn't the way to gymnastics. This is the way to Grandma's." (Paul took a different route than I did the week before and she was correct, it was the street we take to go to Grandma's).
At prayer time, I asked Alexa to tell God what she was thankful for. Alexa says, "Thank you Lord for flowers, butterflies, houses, people, and bears." I really have no idea where the bears part came from.
Alexa: "Momma, I love you. You are the most best."